Ironing boards fold for easy storage.
Listen to music or think while ironing.
Can't afford a board? Any flat surface will do.
Turn off iron after session.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Tips for the iPhone
Bring up iPhone in conversation.
Spend time downloading apps that will never be used, e.g., holocaust app, Trash pick-up app, wife's period app.
Recharge at night while sleeping.
Don't forget iPhone after shopping at The Baby Gap.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tips For Breaking Bad News To A Friend
Have another friend do it.
Wait until the friend goes out of town.
Stop seeing the friend.
Have them sit down.
Wait until the friend goes out of town.
Stop seeing the friend.
Have them sit down.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
A Tip For Everyday
"America's Funniest Home Videos" can induce fits of laughter. Please watch with care.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Tips for Beating Football Club Barcelona
Buy six, no, eight bear traps.
Get the ball back.
Say mean things to them in the tunnel and during the game.
Place itching powder in their sleeping bags.
Get the ball back.
Say mean things to them in the tunnel and during the game.
Place itching powder in their sleeping bags.
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